leprechauns

Aila: "I've set up a leprechaun trap in my room. Do you think he'll like lucky charms? What do they eat? How will I trap him? I'm so nervous!"
Me: Sweetie...you know there are no leprechauns...right? They are only pretend...right?"

*silence*

Aila: *bursts out in tears* "You have just BROKEN MY HEART!!!!!" *sob sob sob*