After putting my sunglasses on:
"Oh....my...I'm just ADORABLE!!"

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Before playing in the park:
"Mommiee....don't forget to put some sun-scream on me!"

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In the car:
Yvonne: Girls...stop fighting. Try thinking about how you can be nice to each other!!
Aila: But Mommieee...we just like to think about ourselfs!!

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"Mommieee....Anneka bonked me. (stomping her feet in anger) It wasn't an accident and it wasn't on purpose either!" (hands on her hips, demanding justice)

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"Mommie...QUICK! Can you pweeze hide dease cars in your purse?" (hands me 3 pixar cars) "I fink dat girl is gonna steal dem from me" (she whispers, unaware the most other little girls have no interest in swiping her cars!)

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Aila: (crying)"Mommie! Anneka called me a name!"
Yvonne: Oh? What did she call you?
Aila: She called me a DECOCK!!!
*sobs*
Aila: Mommy....??
Yvonne: Yes Aila?
Aila: Whats a Decock?

(my maiden name is Decock!)

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Overheard in the car:
Aila: Hey Anneka...what's "expert" mean??
Anneka: It's something you do really good even when you don't want to.