Dad: "Um, that's Antarctica."
Friday, August 21, 2015
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Sunday, May 3, 2015
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
That's not a good name
"When I have kids, they should call Daddy a name that combines 'Grandpa' and the Dutch name 'Opa'.
How about 'Gropa'!!?? "
Um, no.
Sunday, December 28, 2014
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Friday, March 28, 2014
Ugly Teachers
"Mommy, I bet that the reason you had so many piano students when you taught music was because you were so good-looking. I'll bet ugly teachers have a hard time getting students."
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Bad influences
"Mommy! I just heard you say the word 'ass'."
*stern look*
"Have you been hanging around GANGSTERS?"
Monday, March 10, 2014
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Too Full
*after answering her question as to "why things are cheaper at Walmart than other places" with great economic detail
"Wow. That was a long answer. I think you'll need to stop talking now. My brain feels like overstuffed drawers."
"Wow. That was a long answer. I think you'll need to stop talking now. My brain feels like overstuffed drawers."
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Friday, October 18, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Sunday, August 25, 2013
You're safe
"You don't have to be afraid of a Sasquatch…they're shy and they only eat people on special occasions."
Friday, August 23, 2013
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Monday, July 1, 2013
Quarters and loonies
"Daddy, can I hold that change you have? I like the rich feeling I get inside when I hold a pile of money!" (we all feel that way, darlin!)
Monday, June 17, 2013
After learning about 'generations'
"Um, no Aila. I'm not going to refer to you as 'Aila the First'."
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Just like you
*while talking to her Dad*
"Parts of my personality are like Mommy, and parts of me are like you. Like, when I don't 'get' a joke…that's from you, right Daddy?"
Friday, March 22, 2013
Trying out newly learned words
If you look up the word "astonishing" in the dictionary… I'll bet it will show a picture of you, Daddy!
Monday, February 25, 2013
more trust issues
At IKEA
Mom:"Aila, isn't this bedding cool?"
Aila: "No. I don't trust IKEA. I'll bet it's secretly covered in bad words"
Mom:"Aila, isn't this bedding cool?"
Aila: "No. I don't trust IKEA. I'll bet it's secretly covered in bad words"
Friday, February 22, 2013
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Move over, Mom!
"I've decided what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be a book designer like you, Mommy. Oh...by the way, you're gonna need a bigger office if I'm gonna fit my desk in here..."
Monday, January 7, 2013
Ready for my close up...
"I think I'd like to be a kid-actor. Now...how long will it be till I get my own show?"
Monday, December 17, 2012
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Christmas lists
I'm gonna give you 3 lists for Christmas:
1) things I DON'T want for Christmas
2) things I want but know I'll never get and
3) things I want that I think you'll go for
1) things I DON'T want for Christmas
2) things I want but know I'll never get and
3) things I want that I think you'll go for
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse...
Aila: "This is the worse day EVER!"
Me: "Why's that?"
Aila: Well...first, my teacher is moving classes, and I really loved her!
Second, I'm pretty sure I broke up with my boyfriend....
And third, I think I'm coming down with leprosy!!!"
Me: "Why's that?"
Aila: Well...first, my teacher is moving classes, and I really loved her!
Second, I'm pretty sure I broke up with my boyfriend....
And third, I think I'm coming down with leprosy!!!"
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Camera-ready
*While holding a video camera*
"Do you think you and Daddy can have an argument? There's nothing I like videoing more than a good argument!!!"
"Do you think you and Daddy can have an argument? There's nothing I like videoing more than a good argument!!!"
Monday, July 16, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
That was Expensive
Aila is prone to breaking down in tears over pretty much anything. So when the time came for her big sister (age 12) to babysit her for the first time, there was some concern that Aila would start 'freaking out' (as Anneka put it) and that in turn would freak Anneka out...not knowing what to do with a very emotional little sister.
The solution was simple.
We paid Anneka to babysit.
and we paid Aila not to cry (and to behave).
It worked.
(ps...we no longer pay either child)
The solution was simple.
We paid Anneka to babysit.
and we paid Aila not to cry (and to behave).
It worked.
(ps...we no longer pay either child)
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Ye royal Parts
*Aila was watching TV, and as Jason walked by he gently squeezed her foot*
Aila: "Hey! Hands off the royal feet!"
Aila: "Hey! Hands off the royal feet!"
NOT alcohol
*while trying to remember the word 'melatonin' for a grocery list*
Yvonne: "Jason, what's the name of that stuff that helps me fall asleep?"
Aila: "Alcohol?"
(note: I don't drink because when I do, it makes me fall asleep!)
Yvonne: "Jason, what's the name of that stuff that helps me fall asleep?"
Aila: "Alcohol?"
(note: I don't drink because when I do, it makes me fall asleep!)
Sunday, June 17, 2012
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